kamglez:

De primera calidad…

generalbriefing:

sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

Still hilarious!


tyedyelongshadow:

yougobro:

jehneeg:

Found this interesting, thought I’d share! Found it here!

So only home girl from frozen can turn up


tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

Not the way I wanted to be woken up! 
Had a nightmare in where a friend was driving my car, we were somewhere familiar then Mexico, nice beaches out of no where 
They drove to a road that lead to green waters 
And drowned us!!! As if they knew and purposely wanted to do that! 
I woke up choking and drowning 
Need to find out who it was
Damn dreams and not recognizing faces
And what does it mean!? Was I thirsty? Cuz I had to drink water to get rid of the choking. 
Too horrible! And questionable
Going to attempt to go back to sleep and not die

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

acidorigami:

" In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society “

(Source: intotheechelon)


iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

It’ll be the earliest I’ll ever sleep.
Can’t take it anymore so i’ma call it a day. Didn’t think so much energy could be taken away in such little time
Don’t wake me up unless it’s an emergency.
Good night!


unboliviable:

La Paz - Bolivia

by itsamericabutsouth

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)

It’s always about the prison and it’s pronounced wrong!

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”